11422, RE: What If? Posted by Nico, Wed Sep-02-09 10:51 AM
If I ever grow a world record bass in my private pond, I'll name it Macanudo and charge other people $500 for a chance to catch it. The legions of rednecks fighting for a chance at glory will make her famous, until the day she succumbs to a fatal cocktail of megastrike, tiger nuts and propofol.
Can I borrow some artificial growth hormones?
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