I'm growing the world record in my private pond where it only feeds on one thing (and that's top secret) along with FGH (fish growth hormone). When the fish reaches the world record weight, I will catch it using the only food it has ever known (making it a sure thing). I will have the media there to witness the event along with all the proper authorities.

I will then star in a reality based fishing show, start my own lure company and then it will be down hill from there. I will eventually be banned from the fishing hall of fame, when it's discovered that my fish was on steroids. My fish mount will have a huge asterisck stamped on its side. I will become a side show at the Fred Hall show, where kids will throw swim baits at a bulls eye that when hit, sends me into a pool of piranha. I will then end up on another reality TV show where I compete in a celebrity fish off with Danny Bonaduce as my life hits rock bottom.

Not to fear though... I will make an appearance on celebrity rehab where I get my act together come back and win the BASS Master Classic, using nothing but string and paper clips.