...you watch fishing shows in languages you don't even speak.

...you have the Bass Pro Shops catalog memorized ("Rattle traps are on page 147...")

...you use the word 'Scuppernong' in a sentence (have to be old for this one, used to be a flavor of Mann's Jelly Worms..)

...you walk into a tackle shop (anywhere) and they know you by first name.

...you schedule your wedding anniversary around tournament schedules, instead of vice-versa.

...you seriously contemplate adding vegetation, structure, and forage fish to your backyard pool (in preparation for stocking with pure Florida strain largemouth, of course!)