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IFISHTue Jan-30-07 08:06 AM
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#35764, "Rats in the Kettle"


  

          


IFISH say's,

Lake, read these words as If you were listening to " Cats In The Cradle "....

" Did you ever think If you ate some Cat,
It ain't Pork or Chicken but a big fat RAT,
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain,
But that's not Chicken in your Chicken Chow Main,
Seems to me I ordered sweet & sour pork,
But there's a RAT here on my fork,
A RAT here on my fork.......

There's a RAT in the kettle at the Peeking Moon,
A place where I eat everyday at noon,
They could feed you RAT but you'd never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough boy,
Yeah, the fry real crisp in dooooough.....

Chowlyn asked If I wanted more,
As she was dialin' up her buddy at the old RAT store,
I said not today,
I lost my appetite,
There's two RATS in my belly and they want to fight,
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two,
That's when I heard the Shrew, boy,
And that is when I kneeeeeew......

There's a RAT in the kettle at the Peeking Moon,
A place where I eat everyday at noon,
They could feed you RAT but you'd never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough boy,
Yeah, the fry real crisp in dooooough..... "


IFISH








  

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swampyTue Jan-30-07 08:23 AM
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#35765, "RE: Rats in the Kettle"
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:24 AM by swampy

          

Oh my god !Nick,you are killing me!:7 :7

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time roflmao!:+ :+ You better start that new job soon cause you have too much time on your hands at this job :7
Swampy

  

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LakeWed Jan-31-07 04:36 PM
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#35788, "RE: Rats in the Kettle"
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OK Nick. You know I'm golden when it comes to come backs, but this time you got me. STUMPED I have tried and tried to come up with something to defend myself, but came up empty.

This is the funniest I have read in a long time and very creative.

:7 :+ :7 :+

  

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IFISHWed Jan-31-07 05:05 PM
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IFISH say's,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees ! :+

IFISH

  

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