For those of you who dont get BASS Times or have not had the chance to read the " A test for would be bass pro's" Here it is..This is funny stuff. Try it out






1 The most important part of your bassboat is
a. outboard
b. trolling motor
c. livewell
d. monthly payment

2 The favorite food of a bass is:
a. shad
b. crawfish
c. alpo
d. your sponsors lure

3 When you "slow role" you
a. toss and turn in bed the night before a tournament
b. retrieve a spinnerbait
c. do a summersault
d. do a celebratory break dance after winning a tournament, like Mike Iaconelli

4 Which of the following equipment is the most important to todays bass pro
a. rods
b. reels
c. line
d. cell phone

5 Choosing the right roommate to share lodging expenses is essential when you're just starting out on the pro tour and your on a tight budget, Which of the following best describes your present tournament roomie?
a. he's the slinky blonde on queer eye for the straight guy
b. snores like a chainsaw
c. has so much body hair he's mistaken for a border collie
d. he hasn't got any sponsors, either, which explains why we're booked in another fleabag motel tonight

6 Developing good relations with the outdoor press can enhance your career as a pro angler. When a famous outdoor writer asks you for a quote for an article he's writing, you should:
a. tell him to get lost
b. act like you never heard of the publication
c. immediately start ranting in Japanese
d. offer to buy him a steak dinner and invite him to pick up a few dozen of those high dollar lucky craft crankbaits from your stash

7. Your on fish big time in a major tournament when another competitor moves in on your water. You should:
a. beat the snot out of him
b. invite him to share your low carb granola bar
c. shoot first ask questions later
d. get back to the boat ramp before he does and put some dead bluegill under the hub caps of his tow vehicle.

8 With ESPN now covering BASS Tournaments, how you present yourself on camera is even more critical to your career than how good a fisherman you are. Which of the following is most important to remember when your about to be interviewed on TV?
A. Wear a freshly starched shirt emblazoned with your sponsors logo's
b. Suck in your beer gut, or if this makes you turn blue, wear a corset to contain it
c. visit a dermatologist to get that big hairy wart removed for between your eyes
d. pick the corn and okra from last night buffet out of your teeth

9 Its the morning of the 3rd day of competition and your leading the tournament. The most important thing you should remember before heading out across the lake is
a the location of your honey hole
b. cold drinks and snacks
c. a hat with your sponsors logo on it
d. insert drain plug

10 To compete successfully, todays pro tournament angler must be familiar with all the latest presentation methods. Which of the following is not one of these.
a. dropshotting
b. break dancing
c. carolina rigging
d. tube shaking

11 Which of the following restaurants located close to BASS tournament has the lowest health rating
a Omars Kebob Hut
b. Frenchys Cajun Cuisine
C Sweatys Barbecue
D Poteets Pulled Pork Palace


I'll post the answers in a bit on a separate thread. Take the time to do this its funny stuff

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