18 - You don't have to sneak your Fishing magazines into the house.

17 - If you are having trouble with Fishing, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've Fished with.

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There is no such thing as a Fishing-transmitted disease.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to promise to Fish with just one partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in the game.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for
the enjoyment of Fishing.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "What? We just fished last week! Is that all you ever think about?"

Thanks go to dkman for forwarding this to my email. :-)

Chris