best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk — this doesn't work if your making posts on the Bass-n-Tubes message board! 10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time!” 7. “I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.” 6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.” 5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?” 4. “Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.” 3. “The coffee machine is broken...” 2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...” And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1. “...Amen.”
You forgot #11 "Damn man you would be asleep to if you were drinking till 5am this morning,if you expect me to wake up and work,GET ME A BEAR!"