To quote two famous television actors, "you gotta have the right tool for the job". This includes being a Barni. Your equipment is the foundation off which your success is ultimately dependent. Curiously, however, there are two separate paths which to follow. One is the overdressed and over accessorized, the other is the underdressed and drunk.
General Gear: Aquasonix- So you can hear the fish bite AM Radio -with bent or broken antenae and only one speaker Antiquated Chevy Truck, RV or Camper-Bonus for rust, leaks, and noisy generator. Beer Belly- Large and liver swollen Boxer Shorts-preferably dirty Camouflage clothing or waders Chewing Tobacco- Skoal only Fishing pole bell to wake you up Flying Lure -To get to where the fish are Foam Cooler filled with cheap domestic beer- bonus if its Pabst or Hamms Hat- Must have some comment about your wife, kids, being old, etc. Helicopter Lure- Endorsed by Roland Martin Large florescent sunglasses- UV Protectant Lawn Chair- bonus if it has fake arms like the one in Bass Pro Lucky charm- Never leave home without it Miniature Portable Television- In case the fishing gets slow Pre-snelled Eagle Claw hooks Slip on shower sandals so you don't have to put on shoes Spincast Combo with pre-wound line (best brands are South Bend and Master) Tackle box- the bigger the better Underrated Sunblock- getting a perfect sunburn is crucial Wife and/or kids Wife beater undershirt-yellowed
Specialized Gear: Trout Fishing Equipment Bucket or Metal Stringer Fishing vest with numerous large pockets Tackle Hooks (the larger the better) Weights (anywhere from the largest split shots to 2 oz rubbercore sinkers) Powerbait (includes all colors and varieties) Lures (wide assortment of Mepps and Salmon spoons) Flies (most crucial of all, bonus points if they are visible on fly drying pad) Net (Big 5 Nylon oversized net) Waders- key to stream fishing Bass or Catfish Fishing Stiffest Big 5 combo available Spectra-for the big ones Pre-rigged setup