Some humor to liven things up :)

You know you fish too much when ...

You're apartment should say Plano on the door because it's like a giant tackle box

You forgot how many rods you own

Getting scent on your hands isn't a bad thing any more

Scent actually starts to smell good instead of bad

You're at work and your hand smell kind of fishy

You check the weather report 16 times a day

Your screensaver is a bunch of fishing pics

You are never quite unpacked from the last trip

You have the raccoon eye sunburn 12 months a year

A pair of waders doesn't last more than a year

Monday means it's only 4 more days until the weekend

You buy gas for the truck every 3 days

You have a boat problem every 3 months

You have a fishing related vanity plate

Your wife has a fishing related vanity plate (JUST KIDDING)

You can tell the difference between a 4/0 and a 5/0 hook just by looking at it

You have a lucky bullet sinker ... and a lucky shirt, hat, jacket, pair of shoes, penny, swimbait, rod, and anything else you bring with you

You close your eyes and see fish swimming



Who's next!

what a crack up and all so true

You Know you fish too much when:
You hang a Berkley power worm on your rear view mirror for an air freshener.

You know you fish too much when.....

It takes you five hours to get to sleep because you can't stop thinking of how many big bass your gonna catch tomorrow

You dose off and tune into your live underwater moving camera of your local lake in your mind right in the middle of class or work

when at night your bed rocks back and forth in the "waves"

god bless

your Pastor mentions fishing in your wedding ceremony.

You call your garage your "fishing room".

You fish harder than you work.

You're looking at a swimsuit calender and wonder if the lake in the background has fish.

You find hooks in your carpet.

You find fishing line in your vaccuum.

Your boat is in the garage while your truck sits in the drive way.

You won't work in the rain, but you'll fish in it.

Every week you lay out every swimbait you own and stare at them.

You know you fish too much when...

When your thumbs are raw year round.

When you hear words like osprey, and eagle and associate them with trout plugs rather than birds.

When phrases like lipless vibrater and rubber have no sexual conotation what-so-ever.

When you drive by any body of water and think to yourself, "Are there fish in there...and would they eat a topwater right now?"

When you hear the word jig and you automaticly think Bass lure rather than Irish dance.

When someone asks you, "What's your faveorite color?" and you reply, "Watermelon red."

When you look at the contor of hillsides and ask yourself where the fish would be if that place was underwater.

Brian #2

Oh my God, I definatly fish too much! I think every one of those things apply to me accept Rob's vanity plate? I dont know what that is.

Vanity Plate = Car license plate
Tight lines,
Wade

When you wonder if there are bass in the water that surrounds Tom Sawyer's island in Disneyland...

You'd rather fish than watch the Superbowl, World Series, or any other sports program on the tube...

The full moon only has fishing implications to you and nothing more...

You know more about the bass pros than you do your own relatives...

Your dream car is not a car, but it's a boat instead and the only vehicle you want is one that can pull the boat....

You have holes in your hands from hooks...

You've never used a set of plyers for anything except fishing...

You don't like to stand in lines, but you can stand on a boat or a bank and fish all day long, without uttering a word, going to the bathroom, or eating...

you know you fish too much when...

your cat gets hooked on a 9" slammer, and peels drag off of your rod rack!

true story!

Dane