Now this is funny. It's also a perfect example of how things just get all distorted in the world of fishing.

Not long ago I had that day at San Pablo where I caught some nice fish. Here are the weights and where I caught them, as I reported it to the nice people at the marina.

9-8 - Scow Canyon - Big Hammer Swimbait
8-14 - Scow Canyon - Big Hammer Swimbait
8-12 - Main Lake - White Assalt Jig
7-5 - Scow Canyon - Chartreuse Assalt grub

So I get my WON paper (a week late ... but that's the way the mail comes at my apartments) and I read the following:

"Rob Belloni of Fremont landed a 9 1/2 pounder, 2 that weighed 8 1/2 pounds, and a 7 pound 14 ouncer"

Not bad, not bad... But the whopper of the week column is just epic.

Angler/Hometown: Rob Belloni/Pleasant Hill
Fish/Bait: 9 1/2-lb. largemouth/Power Bait

I love it!!! Power bait :-)

ROFLMAO